Quote of the Week

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Beer of the Week

Not the best tasting beer, but it has a purpose. Get me Hammered right fucking now. It's one of Molson's not so great products, but if you drink it cold, it certainly does the trick. It's not bad tasting by and means, but it does have a strong finish and aftertaste. All in all, somewhere on a 6 out of 10 scale for beer enjoyment, but the best alternative to drinking vodka straight out of the bottle.

Semi retraction of the pansy ass whiners

I can't fully lift the pansy ass whiners post, but I will retract a portion of it. It seems as if those running the league have no decided to have playoffs and for at least the near future, keep slapshots. The downside to these new decisions is that it has come under new management and this new management has appropriated a liquor license for the arena and will be opening a bar. To some this sounds like heaven, to most of us it is disaster. This new bar will eliminate the parking lot drinking, which will greatly increase the cost to drink beer every week. Frankly, this is unacceptable, and rash decisions may be made in the name of economical beer drinking.

That is all for now

Beer of the Week

This week is a special tribute to not one beer, but a brewery. The Opa Opa steakhouse and brewery provides not just a great meal, but a great brew. The top brew for me is the Red Rock Ale that gives great color to a very tasty beer. Not too hoppy, and a great finish to this smooth beer makes it my fav; and any beer can bee good if bought in the 1/2 gallon growler bottle. Who said quantity isn't good??

guest=clean house

I would never say that my house in "dirty", but it can be very untidy at times. This, of course, is the direct product of two children under the age of 3, and a 13 year old that is of the understanding that we as parents are here strictly to do her bidding. This is why I enjoy having company over. There is always a mad panic to make sure that the house is clean and kept, even if its just for a friend to come over and have some beers. It starts with making sure the kitchen is clean, and quickly evolves into full scrub of the floor, the bathroom nearly gets remodeled, sofas are moved etc. And, this all takes place in a matter of 1.5 hours. Sometimes I feel this is the only way my house would ever be maintained.

Quote of the Week

[after meeting the Hansons]
Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards.
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em.
McGrath: Id rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it
McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...

Beer of the week

There isn't much to say here. It's just simply the best.

Pansy ass whiners

I just need to vent a little about the fact that my summer hockey league playoffs have been canceled. We are three games away from the end of the season and they just announced that the playoffs are not to be. There seems to be a few pansy ass jokers that have complained about the level competitiveness in our league. We had to combine two leagues for the summer because of the lack of players available and apparently its too rough now. IT'S FUCKIN HOCKEY!!!! It's supposed to be rough. I don't get it, why would you play the game if your worried about a few bruises???? Nobody's out there hacking at your face, we all have to go to work the next day, and if your afraid of a possible fight, then go play whiffle ball somewhere.

Proud to be Canadian

I've gone through as many ads as I could and I still think this one says it best.

Quote of the Week

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

R.I.P. Mitch

One of the funniest comedians I have ever seen; one more talented man taken by drugs.

The Fucking French

Only the Fucking French, only the French......

Beer Of The Week

Somewhat local but very excellent. One of the better summer beers I've had on tap, but it is excellent any time of year. It also comes in a in a 22oz. bottle for when you are good and thirsty. It's golden in color with a light body and an excellent finish.

Quote of the week

Slater:"All right, check you later!"
Don:"Slater, man, why you always such a dork, man?"
Slater:"What are you talking about?"
Don:"'Check you later! Check you later!'"
Slater:"Hey, man, get off my case, man!"
Don:"Chicks don't wanna here that shit!"
Slater:"Chicks don't wanna here anything, man. The girls in our classes, they're all prudes, man. It's the girls ahead of us, man. They were wild! Our class, they're worthless, man!"
Don:"Well maybe you've just never got past the sniffing butts stage, that's what that sounds like to me!"
Slater:"Hey, man, it's quality not quantity, and, and, and just wait 'til I get to college."
Don:"Yeah, when I get to college all I'm gonna do is bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!"